December 2011
i’ll be live drunk blogging later be prepared
I have to go to my cousins boyfriends house so I can’t hang myself at midnight :(((((
Ugh
1 tag
kukluxkallum-deactivated2012012 asked: give me ur url
me: did it hurt
faggot blogger: did what hurt
me: when i ripped out your throat because you made another gay post
i went to go pee and my dash is full of broken toe jokes what did i miss
jesusminaj:
i’m really horny 4 tia right now all the time
cholaglamour asked: your url is pure win
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
i can actually be really sweet sometimes omg i amaze myself
sometimes i forget most of you people are girls
i’ve gained so much internet popularity in 2011 this was a good year
i wonder if chelseawoosh ever tried to put herself as the source on one of my posts
my brother is almost 23 why is he friends with 16 year olds who need to lay down in fucking traffic
my brother is friends with the people i hated in middle school this is unacceptable i’m removing him from my family
Me on omegle
Me: Hi c:
Man: (Continues masturbating)
Me: This was sooooo nice :) I'm gonna go now.
Man: OH, BABY, DON'T LEAVE! LET ME GET A GOOD LOOK AT THAT PRETTY FACE!
Me: Um
Man: *GRUNT*
Man: *Ejaculates onto webcam*
Me: OH MY GOD!
Man: Oh ya, you love it, don't you, baby?
Me: Loves it.
Me: *Cries*
Me: *Kills self*
gossipgran:
does chelseawoosh know that everyone hates her
edgarallanpoledancer:
if you say you have “dope ass swag” you are not allowed within 100 yards of me.
and there are 14 people on my blog jfc who did i piss off this time
i gained 12 followers and i didn’t even post today what am i missing
having a blast and slutting it up on twitter →
acrushedtrainwreck:
† ✡ † ✡ † I’m here to encourage you to join my movement towards abstinence † ✡ † ✡ †
i’ll be kissing a noose at midnight on new years eve
i’m glad i’m a boy because having your period is so not chanel 2013
if you’re upset and you don’t listen to adele you aren’t from earth
REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
mandarkslab:
MY 3 FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESSES
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Miley Cyrus
3. Kiely Williams from the Cheetah Girls
every time my brother says “yo i’m at my crib” i want to commit
*plays with ouija board*
me: am i cute
grimeyslimey:
i hate snakes i do not trust anything that can move without legs this includes stephen hawking
mcdammit:
I’m not suicidal. I just threaten to kill myself whenever I’m mildly inconvenienced.
Anonymous asked: dear person i hate, dear santa
stupidhead:
phineas and ferb need to go back to school niggas be illiterate and shit by now
2 tags
fushigiboy:
I will write about the following, anonymous or not leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
jewishfriendfinder:
who wants to date me
blink-twelve asked: omg i luv ur url can i marry u lol xoxo
“HA HA HA HA HA HA i hate my life”
– me everyday
send me top 3's →
blogging at nicoles house while she reads my texts oh boy oh boy
iceroadfuckers:
edgarallanpoledancer replied to your photo: hnghhellohng
will u fist me y/n
womb-raider:
Oh shit. I just realized that while Britan has jamjars, America has these 3
GODDAMMIT
